The Best of #secapplicationquestions
In case you missed it last night, twitter was blowing up with SEC application questions. Not sure exactly where it all started, at least 4 different people are claiming credit, but I waded through all the tweets to find the best of #secapplicationquestions so you wouldn’t have to. You’re welcome. First a few that the Dwellers came up with.
Has the roar from your stadium ever registered as an earthquake?
Have you ever had a coach retire twice for post-game heart conditions?
Are “g”s on the ends of words optional?
Does the population of your city double on Saturdays?
Do you have children named after players or coaches?
In an avg restaurant in ur city/state someone asks for sweet tea, is the A: “Yes”, or “We have sugar on the table”?
And now, in no particular order, the best of the rest…
How quickly can you go from profanity to leading a prayer in the locker room?
what’s the difference between Jefferson pilot, Lincoln financial, raycom, and the sec network?
Do you have a source in the FBI or NCAA that can confirm your rival is cheating?
Do your students wear coat and tie to football games and sweats to class?
What year did your state secede from the union?
How much money, hypothetically, would you have offered Cam Newton?
Where do you display title trophies? 1) Alumni hall 2) Arena 3) Athletic offices 4) Wal-Mart
Do your fans buy season basketball tickets just to remain on the waiting list for season football tickets?
Do you promise to tell the truth,the whole truth,and nothing but the truth, unless talking to an NCAA investigator?
If you missed out last night you only have yourself to blame. How many times do we have to say it, follow us on twitter @SEC_Dweller
Please add your favorites in the comments if we missed them.
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