It’s not hard to hate on this next team. Their success in the last decade is enough to provoke all kinds of hate, but it’s the reasons we will discuss below that will make you want to punch a baby.
Adding “eaux” to end of a word was clever at first. Now, 100 million references later, it’s just annoying.
We know your night games get loud, but Death Valley is an actual place in California. Calling your stadium Death Valley is just stupid.
Originality Not only did LSU name their stadium after an already-named place in California, they picked the Tigers as their mascot, and guess what they named him……Mike. They are just oozing with originality. It could only get worse if they hired John Smith as their next football coach.
Let’s start with the hat. Who wears a hat like that? And how does it stay on his head? The whole hat thing is so absurd that LSU fans actually call Les Miles “The Hat”…creative, right?
As lucky as Miles has been the last few years with his play-calling/guessing, LSU fans actually think he’s a genius! That Tennessee game last year was all Les, remember?! My last comment will be in the form of this video, which speaks for itself…
Most all stadiums paint the yardage markers every 10 yards…..except LSU. LSU finds it necessary to paint the lines every 5 yards. Probably because most LSU fans/players can only count to 5.
What is that Smell?
Ask anyone who lives outside of Baton Rouge…..it smells like corn dogs.
Speaking of Baton Rouge….it isn’t New Orleans, but it’s still in Louisiana. It’s like the worst of both worlds.
LSU is responsible for Shaquille O’Neal (annoying), Jamarcus Russell (failure), Will Wright (created the Sims game–lame), and James Carville (ugly).
So there you go. My favorite reasons to hate the LSU Tigers. I know there has to be more, so feel free to submit your favorite reasons or stories of why you hate this French-Canadian backwoods excuse for a university.